1. Everything
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i have to be funny because being hot is not an option
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who am I supposed to invite to my wedding when i have like three friends and dislike most of my family?
Hear me out
Dogs and cats in fancy clothes
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Deadpool should have leaked a fake version of the film where it’s just Deadpool playing with action figures reenacting the entire film.
tbh i would probably enjoy that just as much as i enjoyed the real movie
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